I Love Jesus, but I Drink A Little

by jessicaturner on February 4, 2009

It is 4:45 in the morning. Elias woke up starving… so I am nursing as I watch this clip from Ellen and just had to share it with you all. It is HILARIOUS. I hope it makes you laugh.

For the record, I love Jesus too. But, I don’t really care for the taste of alcohol like 88-year-old Gladys.
Subscribe to my blog here
Twitter me – I’m JessicaNTurner

{ 28 comments… read them below or add one }

Linny February 4, 2009 at 11:22 am

I’m up with my boy too…he didn’t sleep too well last night. Usually he’s much better than that!

Isn’t that clip stinkin hilarious!! If you go to youtube there are a few more…I guess Ellen calls her up often!


Tightening the Corset Again February 4, 2009 at 11:35 am

My brother posted this last week on Facebook and it was the HARDEST I’ve laughed in as long as I can remember! It’s not funny that she drinks, what’s funny is that she thinks that you have to qualify that you love Jesus if you drink. Too, too funny!


Rebecca Louise. February 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm

Aww Jess thanks for sharing this! It was the listerine remark that had my crying with laughter! Have a good day! xxx.


Leonard Family February 4, 2009 at 2:00 pm

OMGosh this was absolutely hilarious! I laughed so hard I was crying! Thanks for sharing!!


Amy February 4, 2009 at 2:25 pm

Oh I NEEDED that this morning! That is hilarious! And so true what she said about the news in Texas!


MandieGirl February 4, 2009 at 2:58 pm

That’s cute! 😉


Kaitlin February 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm

I didn’t ever see that episode. I’ve seen others where she calld her I think. That’s funny what she said about the ice. I missed 2 days of class last week because of “inclement weather” ie. a little bit of ice. In fact, I think they cancelled a show of Ellen for it…covering it with news.


s zuklich February 4, 2009 at 4:02 pm

oh my goodness! absolutely hilarious! i’ve heard gladys before on the show, but not this one… got to love ellen:)


Erin February 4, 2009 at 4:05 pm

i am so embarrassed that she is from Austin, my hometown. Of course…Austin is a pretty weird city. Maybe that’s why I like it…. :)


Abigail Hutchinson February 4, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Oh man thanks for the laugh!!! That was toooooooo funny!


mustangkayla February 4, 2009 at 5:02 pm

I’ve seen that before, its so darn funny!


Mandy and Jack February 4, 2009 at 5:08 pm

I LOVE GLADYS!!! So funny.


Jackie February 4, 2009 at 5:36 pm

I had seen the clip where Gladys called Ellen to ask her to move the plant, but I had not seen the follow up where Ellen called her.
What a crack-up !


Pam February 4, 2009 at 5:56 pm

That was such a great clip! Thanks for posting, I needed a laugh! Love reading your blog, can’t believe how big Elias is getting. My little Allie will be 2 in a few weeks – it went so fast!


Rebecca February 4, 2009 at 5:56 pm

THANK YOU!!! that was SO great!!!! I love Ellen though I rarely get to see her show because it is right during carpool pick up. have a great day and I hope you get some rest soon!


Jung A February 4, 2009 at 6:17 pm

that’s too funny!!!


Angela W February 4, 2009 at 6:52 pm

That is just too funny! Thanks for sharing that and giving us a chuckle! Ellen is great!


gitz February 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm

Hilarious… I was just writing ideas for posts the other day and that title was what I had for one of my stories… seriously my favorite Ellen moment ever. And she’s had a lot of good moments!


Cynthia B. February 4, 2009 at 7:23 pm

I watched that show – I think Ellen called Gladys back a couple times after that b/c she was good for some laughs. Thanks for posting – it was funny the 2nd time too!


LucieP February 4, 2009 at 7:38 pm

ya know this lady has a cd out too!
She is hilarious!


Ruthie February 4, 2009 at 9:23 pm

That was so funny! I had to replay it for my husband to hear. Ellen is so hilarious.


Jessie February 4, 2009 at 11:45 pm

So funny!!! Thanks for sharing! Needed the laugh :)


christi28 February 5, 2009 at 12:58 am

i have seen this before!! i laughed so hard that i was crying… i live outside of austin and i think i would love to run into Gladys!!

i sure hope you get more sleep tonight!

blessings ~


3QTGUYS February 5, 2009 at 4:01 am

goodness that is hilarious!


Megan @ Hold it Up to the Light February 5, 2009 at 4:37 am

That was one of the funniest things I have EVER SEEN! I laughed so hard I woke the dog up! Thanks for making my night!


Rebecca (Sam's wife) February 5, 2009 at 4:11 pm

that was hilarious. (i am a little behind on reading blogs) I was busting out laughin gin my office.


Miller Racing Family February 6, 2009 at 3:06 am

That clip was hilarious! We had to watch the other calls Ellen has made to her. I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks


Rachel February 15, 2009 at 6:26 am

O.k that was HI-larious!!! I don’t watch TV, so I don’t see the Ellen show. I do, however, think she’s pretty funny. That clip brought tears to my eyes!! I really needed that tonight! Thanks!


Leave a Comment

Previous post:

Next post: