I Love Jesus, but I Drink A Little

by jessicaturner on February 4, 2009

It is 4:45 in the morning. Elias woke up starving… so I am nursing as I watch this clip from Ellen and just had to share it with you all. It is HILARIOUS. I hope it makes you laugh.

For the record, I love Jesus too. But, I don’t really care for the taste of alcohol like 88-year-old Gladys.
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Linny February 4, 2009 at 11:22 am

I’m up with my boy too…he didn’t sleep too well last night. Usually he’s much better than that!

Isn’t that clip stinkin hilarious!! If you go to youtube there are a few more…I guess Ellen calls her up often!

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Tightening the Corset Again February 4, 2009 at 11:35 am

My brother posted this last week on Facebook and it was the HARDEST I’ve laughed in as long as I can remember! It’s not funny that she drinks, what’s funny is that she thinks that you have to qualify that you love Jesus if you drink. Too, too funny!

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Rebecca Louise. February 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm

Aww Jess thanks for sharing this! It was the listerine remark that had my crying with laughter! Have a good day! xxx.

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Leonard Family February 4, 2009 at 2:00 pm

OMGosh this was absolutely hilarious! I laughed so hard I was crying! Thanks for sharing!!

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Amy February 4, 2009 at 2:25 pm

Oh I NEEDED that this morning! That is hilarious! And so true what she said about the news in Texas!

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MandieGirl February 4, 2009 at 2:58 pm

That’s cute! 😉

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Kaitlin February 4, 2009 at 3:49 pm

I didn’t ever see that episode. I’ve seen others where she calld her I think. That’s funny what she said about the ice. I missed 2 days of class last week because of “inclement weather” ie. a little bit of ice. In fact, I think they cancelled a show of Ellen for it…covering it with news.

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s zuklich February 4, 2009 at 4:02 pm

oh my goodness! absolutely hilarious! i’ve heard gladys before on the show, but not this one… got to love ellen:)

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Erin February 4, 2009 at 4:05 pm

i am so embarrassed that she is from Austin, my hometown. Of course…Austin is a pretty weird city. Maybe that’s why I like it…. :)

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Abigail Hutchinson February 4, 2009 at 4:37 pm

Oh man thanks for the laugh!!! That was toooooooo funny!

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mustangkayla February 4, 2009 at 5:02 pm

I’ve seen that before, its so darn funny!

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Mandy and Jack February 4, 2009 at 5:08 pm

I LOVE GLADYS!!! So funny.

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Jackie February 4, 2009 at 5:36 pm

That WAS FUNNY !
I had seen the clip where Gladys called Ellen to ask her to move the plant, but I had not seen the follow up where Ellen called her.
What a crack-up !

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Pam February 4, 2009 at 5:56 pm

That was such a great clip! Thanks for posting, I needed a laugh! Love reading your blog, can’t believe how big Elias is getting. My little Allie will be 2 in a few weeks – it went so fast!

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Rebecca February 4, 2009 at 5:56 pm

THANK YOU!!! that was SO great!!!! I love Ellen though I rarely get to see her show because it is right during carpool pick up. have a great day and I hope you get some rest soon!

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Jung A February 4, 2009 at 6:17 pm

that’s too funny!!!

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Angela W February 4, 2009 at 6:52 pm

That is just too funny! Thanks for sharing that and giving us a chuckle! Ellen is great!

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gitz February 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm

Hilarious… I was just writing ideas for posts the other day and that title was what I had for one of my stories… seriously my favorite Ellen moment ever. And she’s had a lot of good moments!

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Cynthia B. February 4, 2009 at 7:23 pm

I watched that show – I think Ellen called Gladys back a couple times after that b/c she was good for some laughs. Thanks for posting – it was funny the 2nd time too!

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LucieP February 4, 2009 at 7:38 pm

ya know this lady has a cd out too!
She is hilarious!

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Ruthie February 4, 2009 at 9:23 pm

That was so funny! I had to replay it for my husband to hear. Ellen is so hilarious.

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Jessie February 4, 2009 at 11:45 pm

So funny!!! Thanks for sharing! Needed the laugh :)

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christi28 February 5, 2009 at 12:58 am

i have seen this before!! i laughed so hard that i was crying… i live outside of austin and i think i would love to run into Gladys!!

i sure hope you get more sleep tonight!

blessings ~

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3QTGUYS February 5, 2009 at 4:01 am

goodness that is hilarious!

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Megan @ Hold it Up to the Light February 5, 2009 at 4:37 am

That was one of the funniest things I have EVER SEEN! I laughed so hard I woke the dog up! Thanks for making my night!

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Rebecca (Sam's wife) February 5, 2009 at 4:11 pm

that was hilarious. (i am a little behind on reading blogs) I was busting out laughin gin my office.

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Miller Racing Family February 6, 2009 at 3:06 am

That clip was hilarious! We had to watch the other calls Ellen has made to her. I laughed so hard I cried. Thanks

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Rachel February 15, 2009 at 6:26 am

O.k that was HI-larious!!! I don’t watch TV, so I don’t see the Ellen show. I do, however, think she’s pretty funny. That clip brought tears to my eyes!! I really needed that tonight! Thanks!

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